okay well once again i will place the lil perfect guy quiz up here...why you ask...i shall tell you...because i have the same perspective but a reality check so here we go...
[1] hair color- as long as its clean and not red or skankily dyed....only two people are exceptions for that rule...the red head: connor larr...and the skanky dye job: johnny depp
[2] eye color- hes gotta have those eyes where ya know they are like piercing and its nuts and he has to have hott eyelashes too...
[3] height- atleast a couple inches taller...but not too tall that i have to stand on a chair to kiss the guy
[4]six pack- always a plus
[5] long or short hair- see as long as its not gelled we are good
[6] glasses- um maybe for reading.......
[7] piercings- hear are the piercing guidelines...no belly button, genitalia, nipples or both eyebrows or any weird connecting ones or through the nose or neck...so yeah
[8] bug eyes- who wants a boyfriend who looks like a fly under the microscope
[9] eyebrows- seperation gentleman
[10] big butt or little- firm...but smaller then mine...if its bigger you will look retarded
[11] chest hair- shave, wax, nair, i dont care what you do JUST GET IT OFF
[12] buff or skinny- toned baby
[13] straight teeth, gap, or braces- i think the gap in the front can be cute, but a clean nice smile thats a lil cocky is great
[14] funny or serious- i don't do serious guys...do as in date not do
[15] party or stay at home- the correct balance
[16] should he cook or bake- cooking is more manly...but he can bake if he is baker
[17] should he have alotta friends that are girls- enough i d c
[18] should he have a best friend- yes we want non obsessive boyfriends
[19] outgoing or shy- outgoing enough but shy boys are extra fun to
[20] sarcastic or sincere- the right mixture...unfortunately i am attracted to sarcasm
[21] should he love his mother- mamma's boys are soft...but he shouldnt beat her or anything
[22] should he watch chick flicks- none when i am not around cause that would be gay
[23] would he be a smoker- smelly
[24] would he drink- in a safe manner
[25] would he swear- cutely
[26] would he play with your hair- as long as he doesnt knot it
[27] one or more girls at a time- only me i am good enough
[28] would he pay for dates- we split
[29] does he kiss on the first date- all about the mood and the timing
[31] would he bring you flowers- only spontaneously
[32] would he lay under the stars with you- yeah but he wouldnt be all gay about it
[33] would he write poetry about you- faggot
[34] would he call you hunny, sweetie or baby- sure
[35] would he hang out with you and YOUR friends- one big happy family
[36] would you hang out with him and HIS friends- another big happy family
[37] will he walk you to the door at the end- i think that is cute...that is like the only romantic thing i like...scratch that i love that
[38] holding hands- i am not a fan of PDAs
[39] soccer- god yeah
[40] baseball- hell yeah
[41] basketball- fuck yeah
[42] football- hott damn yeah
[43] water polo- sum beat
[44] skateboard- ohh yeah
[45] surf- fucking holy shittin god yeah
[46] snowboard- ohhhhhhhh ohhh ohh yeah
[47] hockey- see the reaction to "surf" guys
[48] play guitar- can you say bruno and wunder @ the variety show
[49] play piano- um no
[50] play drums- can you say josh and seth @ the variety show
[51] clean his room- um why not
[52] paint, draw, sculpt- on a safe level
[53] write his own music- as long as its not corny
[54] use the word "dude"- more so then tight
[55] use the word "tight"- less slow than dude
[56] would he watch the sunrise with you- yeah he just cant comment on it afterwards that would be gay
[57] what kind of car does he drive- one that goes and isnt pink or purple
[58] how old is he- as long as he is cool i dont care
footnote... HE SHOULD DJ OMG YEAH |